He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
