Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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