But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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