but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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