these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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