I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It's just like the Real World with babies
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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