Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
cat food counts as protein by the way
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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