Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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