we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
