FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
