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He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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