So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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