she was so not down for the gang bang
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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