He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
And then my night got REAL pukey
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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