a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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