i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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