Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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