you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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