I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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