White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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