she looked like the before picture.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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