So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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