Your mouth is God's brothel.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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