Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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