it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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