We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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