Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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