Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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