her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
we should paint friendship bongs
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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