I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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