I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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