I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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