I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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