Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This is the high leading the old right now
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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