"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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