Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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