sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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