We should be called the Road Head Warriors
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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