Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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