I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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