i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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