How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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