I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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