i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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