Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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