oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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