I think I am morally bankrupt
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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