What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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