I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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