Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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