I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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