Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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