i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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